The latest joke to come over the email transom:
Thanks for the Memories:
Three elderly gentlemen went to the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asked the first fellow "What is three times three?" "274" was his reply.
The doctor asked the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday" he replied.
So, the doctor then asked the third man, "What is three times three?"
"Nine" replied the third
gentleman. "Terrific!" cried the doctor. "How did you get that answer?"
"Easy", replied the old fella, "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."