Latest joke over the email transom:
A man seeking to join up with the Arizona Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six pedophiles, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'
'Why the rabbit?'
'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'