Canadian Temperature Chart

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Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50o Fahrenheit (10o C)

New Yorkers try to turn on the heat

Canadians plant gardens

40o Fahrenheit (4.4o C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably

Canadians sunbathe

35o Fahrenheit (1.6o C)

Italian cars won't start

Canadians drive with the windows down

32o Fahrenheit (0o C)

Distilled water freezes

Canadian water gets thicker

0o Fahrenheit (-17.9o C)

New York City landlords turn on heat

Canadians have last cookout of the season

-40o Fahrenheit (-40o C)

Hollywood disintegrates

Canadians rent some videos

-60o Fahrenheit (-51o C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes

Canadian girl guides sell cookies door to door

-100o Fahrenheit (-73o C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole

Canadians pull down their ear flaps

-173o Fahrenheit (-114o C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes

Canadians can't thaw the keg

-460o Fahrenheit (-273o C)

Alcohol zero; all atomic motion stops

Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500o Fahrenheit (-295o C)

Hell freezes over

Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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The chart doesn't go high enough for Southern Californians!

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